JEETERS IS
IN THE HOOD
THE DEGEN SANCTUARY WHERE RED SLIPPAGE TURNS INTO LEGEND.
✦ WE'RE NOT APES. WE'RE JEETS.
Buy high, sell low. A Jeeter dumps the microsecond before the god candle rips. If you stare at your screen at 3 AM with sweaty trembling hands, panic-swapping your life savings 12 seconds prior to a 100x eruption, welcome home.
⌁ CONTRACT ADDRESS ROBINHOOD CHAIN
0x3e4266bbEa86484D1d16dA40F6778b0ef80B5b24CURVE POSITION--LIVE BONDING CURVE
LIQUIDITY STATUSUNAVAILABLEPAIR RESERVES CHECKED
COMMUNITY DEGENS--ACTIVE RECENT WALLETS
● ● ● CHART CAM // SUB-SECOND DUMP RADART-MINUS 12s
JEET NOMICS
/// 100% COMMUNITY FAIR LAUNCHWHAT'S YOUR JEET STORY?
/// CONFESSIONAL WALL OF SHAMENO APPROVED CONFESSIONS YET.
YOUR STORY COULD BE THE FIRST.
YOUR STORY COULD BE THE FIRST.
PANIC SELL TRACKER BOT
Live wallet analytics for tracking the next legendary fumble.
WALL OF SHAME LEADERBOARD
Community tooling ranking the worst trades on-chain.
PONS V2 ROUTING ENGINE
Upgraded swap routing for tighter execution.
RUG RADAR ALERTS
Flags liquidity pulls and dev dumps in real time.
HOLDER SNAPSHOT ENGINE
Verifiable snapshots powering all future distributions.
SPONSOR BUY ENGINE
Sponsors pay WETH or USDG to auto-buy their token and distribute it to $JEETS holders.
SPONSOR BUY ENGINE — FLOW
PROJECT PAYS WETH / USDG□AUTO-BUY SPONSOR TOKEN□SNAPSHOT $JEETS HOLDERS□DISTRIBUTE TOKENS TO HOLDERS
SPONSOR BUY ENGINE
/// PAID COMMUNITY REWARDSPROMOTED
MECHANICS IN FINALIZATIONON-CHAIN BUY PRESSURE. HOLDER REWARDS.
The sponsor buy engine lets any project promote its token to the $JEETS community while directly rewarding holders. No ads, just on-chain buy pressure that flows to you.
APPLY FOR A SLOT
Submit your token contract and choose a sponsorship tier.
PAY WETH OR USDG
The fixed tier payment goes straight into the buy engine, never a team wallet.
AUTO-BUY THE TOKEN
The full payment market-buys the sponsor token through our routing engine.
SNAPSHOT HOLDERS
$JEETS balances are recorded at a specific block to determine eligibility.
DISTRIBUTE TOKENS
Qualifying wallets receive a proportional share of the purchased sponsor token.
FREQUENTLY ASKED QUESTIONS
How is my distribution amount calculated?
Your share is proportional to your $JEETS balance at snapshot, relative to the total $JEETS held by all qualifying wallets. Larger holders receive a larger share of the sponsor's token.
When does the snapshot happen?
Snapshots are taken at a fixed block height announced in advance for each sponsored slot, so holders have a clear window to qualify. Exact timing will be published on the roadmap and in-app before each sponsorship goes live.
Do I need to stake or hold for a minimum amount of time?
A minimum $JEETS balance is required to qualify. The exact threshold will be published before launch. Whether holding duration factors in, versus a simple snapshot-balance check, is still being finalized.
What tokens can be sponsored?
Sponsors must meet a minimum liquidity and market cap threshold before their slot is approved. This reduces the risk of a sponsor buying their own slot purely to pump and dump on holders. Full eligibility criteria will be published before launch.
Is there vesting on distributed tokens?
This is under consideration. Vesting or a lock-up period on distributed sponsor tokens would further discourage sponsors from gaming the system. Details will be confirmed before launch.
Why WETH or USDG specifically?
Both are liquid, widely available assets that route cleanly into most tokens without adding slippage risk on the sponsor's side.
Is this financial advice or a guaranteed return?
No. Sponsored token distributions are a community reward mechanic, not an investment guarantee. The value of any distributed token can rise, fall, or go to zero. Always do your own research.
Mechanics above, including thresholds, snapshot timing, and vesting, are being finalized and will be confirmed in the full spec before this feature ships.